What's the Best Weapon in a Religious War Against the Salvation Army?

Noah: What's the best weapon in a religious war against the Salvation Army? Noah: An upside down crossbow. Torapito D. A heat or a P.O. seek inc missile. All right, you've been pretty harsh on the Salvation Army, but charity work is important work. So what are other alternatives? Create a robust system of federally funded programs with transparency and accountability to avoid abuse. Or donate at least $50 an email you received to vulgarityforcharity at gmail.com because there's literally no chance we'll do the first thing.