How Would You Do It?

Would you do it? Here's how i would. I'd take my gun and shoot a goose, which would fall down into the lava beside me. Because of the size of the goose, only the bottom half would burn instantly. As one foot lifted off the first bird, the other foot would be landing on the second. And by then i'd have shot down a third. This would go on for hours and hours until finally i would have shot down the very last goose,. Which would take me to the shore of the bountiful pasta and salad forest - where there are salads with every possible ingredient and really good dressing. But to get to this magical place, you have to cross the