How to Solve the Office Architecture Problem

I really miss having a desk in the office with all my shoes under it, Elizabeth. You need to get to undermine the hot desking system by doing exactly what Felix does and put so much crap on your desk that no one's possibly going to move it because you're creating additional work for them. My favorite documentary about this is the great BBC comedy, W1A, which everyone should watch and it's all satire of the BBC. People like to stake out ownership of things. They do. It's only natural and it's only human. Anyone who can solve the office architecture problem is going to have to work with that human desire.