351 - Enjoy The Can
The Tim Dillon Show
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The Sharks Are Not the Boss
Tiktoker believes that a shark location app has found the missing submarine Titan. The two sharks ping this morning at seven o'clock and eight o'clock in the morning. This will inevitably get deleted by O-Search, the shark tracking app. But the statistical likelihood of both of these sharks swimming to the exact same location where the Titanic sunk is an imaginary number that doesn't exist.
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