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17 - Valentine

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The Night Veil Community Radio Report - Five Corrections

The nightvale malls planned valentine's day art installation involving footage of actual beating animal hearts projected on a vivisected teddy bear, was cancelled due to the entire maul being flooded with poisonous gas. A representative from the sheriffs secret police said that there are street closures all over in the general area. We tried naming a couple of streets to see if any of them were included on the list of closers, but the representative only replied with a oh, yes, i mean, probably and an ambiguous headwaggle.

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