Episode 386: I’ve been to VMware Media Training
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VM Ware is in Barcelona, Spain. He talks to a group of men about wearing cologne for male identifying people. One man says he always enjoys the smell but feels like it would be negative somehow if he wore one. Another asks: What's the mature, like male smell? You're probably in the wrong guy.
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This week we recap VMware Explore Europe and discuss the Battery Ventures 2022 State of the OpenCloud report. Plus, some thoughts on cologne…
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Runner-up Titles
- I have conference voice.
- I thought I had conference voice, but it’s COVID.
- I painted a door.
- Blue blazer to black t-shirt ratio.
- The Java hyphen-hyphen capital X talk.
- I’ve been to VMware Media Training.
- Go to the Lenovo Booth.
- iBanker Butt Sniffing.
- The Sagrada Familia of iBanker Decks, except the summer interns finished it.
- That’s like buying your steaks at Walmart.
- Like I said, yesterday I painted a door.
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