The Five Is a Little Water Down

"It's a gauntlet to get into the five in New York City," he says. "The five might be the worst show I've ever seen in my fucking life, dude." According to Wikipedia, Gutfeld is the number one late night talk show. If they are number one, Dude, that's a rock star lifestyle they're living. Just having fun, they're like, dude, we'll just do the puppet sketch,. The puppet sketch, we'll go get fucked off. ... Now all of a sudden everyone's like ratings. It's like you had no idea".