Can You Jerk Off for Two Weeks?

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Jokesman: Have we ever had a global disaster that could be fixed by jerking off? He says, if you just jerk off for a month, this pandemics over. But two weeks to propagate. It done. Two weeks to spank the monkey. Problem solvedbout. Ah, spank your cocks to beat the monkey pox. Spanked the monkey box. We're done. If somebody has monkey poz, maybe stay away for a while. That's all.

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