18 Things I Would Do At 18 To Make Maximum $$$ In Minimum Time

I was a dumb 18-year-old. I thought I had it figured out. I didn't. 

I stayed up till the wee hours. 

Drank every liquor invented.

Partied non-stop. 

Woke up at noon. Surfed the web aimlessly. Read self help to kill the sorrows. And repeated. 

If I could do it over again and making maximum money in minimum time was my goal, then here's:

18 Things I Would Do At 18.