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The Now Show - 21st April

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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Elon Musk's Commercial Cruises Through Space

Elon Musk is planning commercial cruises through space. And you know what every cruise needs? An on-board entertainer. Welcome to the ship, it's a cosmic trip. We're colonizing Mars 50 highly skilled astro-scientists. In date, all the thrusters in Elon we trust as we fly towards the stars. I had kidney beans for lunch. Did I open a window? No? Okay. You guys are the experts. We're all about safe. Do you bought this rocket? We were planning to install emergency sockets, but Musk bought Twitter now we don't have the budget. So if you see a fire, you'll just have to shout something like

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