Whats and Awow, the Scientific Game Show That Separates the Wows From the Wats

Scientists can guess a whale's age by its earwax. Or is it sea? The naked molerat grows a ring around its belly for every new year of its life. When you think you have the correct answer, shout it into the wind and let it go off into the atmosphere. Grown ups, this message is for you. In a world where aliens crash landially, that world would be called the planet earth.