Romulus's Kingdom of Not Very Eligible Single Guys

Romulus and his friends decided to host a gigantic festival of neptune, aquester. They were literally giving away free crowns and jewels and stuffs. O all the women were like, okin, i'm here for this. I guess i'm free on saturday. Sure. Everyone in rome had had a bath. They'd all washed their junk. That's nice to hear. So anyway, lots of people from neighboring towns showed up for the festival - including the sabines. And they stepped in between these two armies to mediate peace between their male relatives and the fathers of their children. But by then the sabine women had been raped and forcibly impregn