The Secret Tory's Chris Morris

The Secret Tory is a Twitter account lampooning conservatives from a thousand directions. Since its inception in 2019, the account has been the focus of magnetized speculation. Retired anonymous conservative MP, part-time arms dealer, was how he described himself. Though everyone knew that wasn't real real. Chris Morris started masquerading too as the Pappa New Guinea Courier's UK correspondent and those columns are some of my favourite chronicles of our dark times.