The Importance of Being a Straight Man

I've seen more Puerto Ricans with snakes in the Bronx than I did in Puerto Rico. There's one that just like lives in our backyard now. We saw it one day we left out a can of tuna and it comes back all the time now. If I want a cat I'm gonna get a goddamn cat you said it But you can get a cat if you want but it doesn't even Like how they're just actually we've kind of like pseudo Adopted a cat at the house. You know what I did the other day What I fed a bird and I'll tell you this right now. It was kind of really yeah Are you gonna be like one of those old men