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This chapter features a humorous celebration of a birthday, exploring the quirks of aging and personal milestones. The lively discussion includes banter about facial hair, mistaken age assumptions, and nostalgic music trivia, highlighting the fun aspects of growing older.

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It’s a big week in the Mommy Dome — Tommy Smurfday and Christina P kick things off with a beautiful clip reminding us that fisting is more than a hobby — it’s an identity. That flows nicely into some stories from a Por Osos gay bar takeover where Tom was apparently the belle of the very gay ball. Meanwhile, CP confesses she had a dream that Tom adopted a selfishly sinful life that involved slurping white, kinky clubbing, and hanging out with Charlize Theron. Then it’s time for a call with Tony Johns, who updates the Mommies on why he got kicked out of a local dive bar, his new OnlyFans photo hustle, and his upcoming scene with Alexis Fawx. Speaking of MILFs, Mother’s Day is around the corner, so consider grabbing one of Mommy Christina's latest lipsticks for that special broad in your life.

We also get an Enny story about his dream girl who ruined it all with a single turd, and a deep dive into some toxic clips, some ladyboy goodness, and a TikTok buffet featuring sprite burps, gendered hair, buttered bread, tapi tapi, and a man with underwear on his head who may or may not be a genius. Plus Christina presents a dealbreaker scenario with a nudist and an environmentalist. This one’s packed tighter than a stuffed pet collection.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:00 - Happy Smurfday

00:08:47 - Opening Clip: Brolapse

00:18:24 - Gay Bar Takeover & Christina's Dream

00:24:51 - Tony Johns Update

00:30:50 - Straight From The Worker's Mouth

00:40:51 - Mother's Day Lipstick Plug

00:41:19 - Clip: Different Level Woman

00:45:13 - Clip: Shopping For Cuties

00:47:44 - Nudist or Environmentalist?

00:52:11 - Enny's Inner Thoughts