Queer the Buffet (A Pride Standup Special!)
Lovett or Leave It
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The Threat of Snoezing in the Salad Bar
"I think sneezing is less voluntary than bringing a gun," he says. "No one ever sneezed on the fucking sneeze guard." He has five different kinds of allergy meds and takes them every day, hoping for something to help him stop sneezing. But if I were to just carry a sneezeGuard and hold it up, then I wouldn't sneeze anymore,. It's just a threat. Well, I just think it tells people. Oh sneezing in here, I tell myself. Don't applaud that. As if it's, as if it's... How dare you?
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