What's a Miracle?

There's jesus a. Why? You know, i believe in jesus cause sometimes when i do my laundry, i dump it out in two matching socks or together. I'm working on a joke right now called everything's a miracle. Every explanation i've ever been heard sounds like something at you would say to get people confused so they'd stop asking questions. The same thing that worked for charley chaplin, that worked for mozart, worked for us. We have some amazing ones answered, truly.