How to Deal With a Fucking Moron

"There's a dude jerking off in this car next me and like mind you He can see me clearly," he says. "I had to wait until I knew it was you too because I was like oh what if it's someone that has the same car Yeah, and then what I finally saw it was you." The pair have been dating for about two years but only recently started seeing each other face-to-face.