Here's a pillaging my bad. I was about to. That's the same argument for like poor and you like here. Of course. Yeah. It's just like never. I was about to go. It's like when you see people like loot like rioting and shit like that. It's like, yeah, I'm poor. I'm gonna take some shit right now. We're doing it. yeah. I agree. I agree. It's very tough.

You know what? I think the problem is with that is I think people get offended. Not me. Yeah. I would not care about something like this. But when it's under the guise of this is justice. Yeah. Let's not pretend it's justice. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's when it gets annoying. Yeah, she can quit that's fine. But let's not fucking jerk off all over ourselves to be like what a hero Like dude, just relax

This is gonna sound dumb cuz I was very big. I barely know what happened with that. I don't read

it She just had like a mental health thing. She was like, I don't feel like doing this. Now the problem is both sides of it, people being like fucking bitch quit. Or which is a psycho thing to do. It's like, dude, who cares? You're not on the fucking team. You already

have like 20 gold medals. She is a lot. But it's

also like the other side of it was like she's the real winner of the Olympics. It's like no she's not. She. Yeah.

They're going to put a DNC next to her name when it comes to metal count. Doesn't they're not compete. But

the. Yeah. It's the same argument for like people trying to cross the border. Yeah, yeah, I would yeah Like dude, I'm coming yeah Mexico looks I'm going

to Kansas. Yeah, I'm going to Texas. I'm going to a gas station Still at Home Depot. Still at Home Depot.

Still somebody pays me to do nothing. I'm going to go up there. You can buy snacks. Snacks. They have warehouses of snacks. Water is safe. You go out

past 6 p.m.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to knock those people trying to. And it's like just do it legally. It's like, well then. Just wait four more years. Your son has like a contract on his head. Yeah, it's like, no, you probably won't make it today. Yeah. No, it's

a tough thing. But you know what, guys? You're right. Pirates are

the best. I like I support the pirates. We would not be good pirates. I think we'd be good. We can't figure out how to use a soundboard Vikings. How do you think? Vikings Vikings Vikings are pirates. Yeah. Yeah, it would sell why the land

but they're more. Yeah, well, I think don't

use fucking technology though. They didn't probably

would now. You're like it now. You gotta have a you gotta have a cruise. You gotta have a. What would you do if

you were a Viking? Other than pillage. What's the other thing? Obviously a pillage, but what else would you do? The second thing. What's the other thing Vikings are famous for? Those famous rapists? Yeah, that's crazy. Vikings, Cosby, Weinstein. All-time famous rapist. LeMare's heroes. Yeah, you hyped Cosby's home. Look, I know you are, dude. I'm not going to say

a lot, but. I'm you

know, kickback. Are you actually not

like hype? I'm just like, I'm hype. I'll tell you why I'm hype. I'm hype because no, no, I'm hype because the way they got him in jail didn't work. And the way they got him in jail was the reason he's out of jail. Elaborate. Well, because they tried to get him on a case that

he admitted something and they were like, we can't use this against you. Yeah. But then he admitted the crime that he definitely committed. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. guys let it go. I'm not. No, I'm

saying I don't. I just the methods of him getting in jail were like a we're just like it was fast and loose and him getting out of jail was because they use those fast and loose methods.

Do you know what I mean? You should have been an attorney. You'd be a great attorney. Your honor, I'm gonna need a 10 minute recess. Go down forts in the whole life. Oh Oh

And he leaves the door cracked open. His door cracked open. And it was just seeping to the living room. He be gone. He be like, yo, the living room smells like LaMare's ass. If

I was there farts the window will be open I just

wake up taking pictures of kids all day. Oh my god dude. I just wake up.

Laver's job was fucking insane. Laver was a child school photographer. I always forget you did that. That's the funniest. That's the funniest job I've ever heard. They're

the worst pictures. Yes. Damn. Did you ever say that? No. Yeah.

I got him to admit this once on a fair one. He was like one of the girls was on. I didn't

say that. I didn't say that. But he did say that. One of the kids

was attractive. I did say that. I'm sorry. You were being honest. You're allowed to be honest. that. I did say that. I shouldn't be honest about that. You were fine. You were totally fine. Okay. You didn't say like a kid was sexy You were like she's gonna be pretty. Yeah

Unfair that some kids grows grow up in their body first. Okay, that's what I said. That's enough. Yeah Cuz she doesn't get the chance to grow up in our brain. You know, like if everyone hit puberty at 17. Herbie's

school photographer coming in. What'd you say? What'd you say when you took the picture? I didn't say anything. Yeah, right.

You got to

tell them how to move without touching them. You just like got to like rotate your feet. Just grab the kids by the face. Yeah. Yeah. Holy

fuck, dude. All right. I got it. Back to the Cosby thing. What'd you guys say? You guys. OJ. I just saw that again. That OJ. You ever watch The People vs. OJ? Yeah, the one with Cuba. Yeah. Yeah. I

don't like Cuba. You

don't like Cuba? I heard he, Tommy was telling me he got, he was kind of a deviant.

Yeah. No, he got, some girl like yelled at, he grabbed her boob at a bar or something, but he was like, oh no, I didn't. Yeah. He got arrested.

Cuba batting junior, if you ask me. But he would you guys think of OJ? You like that one? Him getting free, even though he kind of turned on black people. I mean, he always he was he was never like on our kind of turned. I'm not black. I think he was always he's always that's that's

why he was like. He was on your side until you turned your turn on him. He

did cut a lady's head off. Cut

a white lady's head off. You guys were, it was a black lady, like, ah, we've

all done it. We've all been there. True, true. Every white person would be like, he did what we all wanted to do. He finally did it.

There's a story that it was OJ's son that killed. Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah. What do you think of that? I think I like it. Clear's OJ. Oh,

wait. You're talking about the thing where he said he did doesn't like being in California because he thinks the murder is. Yeah. Oh, no, but that's hilarious. Yeah, that's the best. That's so funny. It's a man talker.

It's so funny. Yeah, OJ. I it's undeniably he is the man. What after what he did and just still talking shit.

It's

me.

Oh, Jay Simpson. Man, I heard you got cut from the team. You like you 50

years ago thinking about OJ never would have thought he'd just be sweetened.

He'd be back in America's heart. And everybody would just move. on. That must kill those parents. That girl. That might be so annoying. To see him on a golf cart every day, like, life is good, ?ians, they didn't really. I'm not a big fan. No. They had to destroy it. No, I don't. I don't. I was just. Do you like them? Would you like to have? Would you like to kiss some of those women? I like Courtney. Would you just go to Courtney?

We would all kiss all of them. Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

So, Mary, what's your ideal girl? Not counting the girl you're seeing. Give me what she looks like, her dimensions, all that. I want to hear your ideal woman.

Now, before I wanted a Puerto Rican lady to be mean to me. That was it. But that'd be nice. I'm pretty I'm pretty in the black ladies. Pretty consistent. But if a white queen showed

up and was like and tried to steer you away.

I think what matters got his foot down now and like black lady love. I think years ago, I think years ago, you know, like, yeah, I think so. But I think like

what, last two, three years. Dude, you need soldiers fall for black love. here for black love. Oh, yeah

We're sitting by the Union there's a Union soldier statue down there. Yeah, we're paying our respects to it Drug addicts started smoking pot in front of a Union soldier. I like it. I did not like that. But there was black love By and I was like that Union soldiers. Yeah, he would have loved that. There was an interracial couple and I was like this Union soldier would have been fucking tip. He's like this is not what I died for. I just wanted him to get paid. So, you're you're strictly no white. I think La Mera would fuck you. What the fuck are we

even doing? It's hard to because he's got a girl pretending. Yeah, we'd all fuck anything. I'm not pretending. I don't think I've ever had sex with a white lady. Never ever. Oh, really? Never ever. I've had sex six times. Did he say, oh really? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No,

just plaques. Yeah.

Yo,

how do you feel? Have you got an OnlyFans? Have you, do you subscribe to Beautiful Ladies? Yeah. I had, there was one. Are you sad they're going to be gone? Dude. It's closing.

You know what I'm... Indian lady also. There will be Puerto Rican lady, black lady, Indian lady. Those are the three. Because one of the OnlyFans, I found like one Indian lady.

I know one guy who's going to be sad OnlyFans is done. I know man. All right, please do our sweet angel She'll find a way. Yeah, she's papered. I was if she was a girl Jenna is gonna she'll be

paid I didn't support her before but when she goes to a new platform, I'm supporting have to support support the transition and then I'll fall back You

get a donate and you're like, you know, partake, but I'll just donate to the. Damn. I bet puppy girl ages well. An elderly puppy woman. No, that's how you're going to like that. Probably an old white woman in a cage. Just dog woman. Yes. Wonderful. Yeah. That sounds actually. Like Hillary Clinton they have to revert to being resort to being dog girl Yeah, you put it down by

Benghazi. Yeah. Body, we should disrespect Hillary like that. That's not safe. Yeah, you got to let go Hillary.

It's time to find real problems in this country. Mm hmm. Like Joe Biden. Climate change. Yeah,

I saw this video today. This is an Asian lady yelling at some dude. Oh, dude.

Biden, fuck your wife.

Biden's going to fuck your wife Joe

Biden, fuck your wife is absolutely the new China is asshole. Donald Trump, don't trust China. China is asshole. Man, that's so good.

God damn,

that's good. Biden's gonna fuck your wife is another classic. The Asian just drops fire. Every couple years. It's Asian women. It's Asian older women. The funniest. Something fires me anytime a minority is a Trump supporter, like an adamant Trump supporter. It just gets me going. I love it. It's so funny to see.

It's like, I guess we are kind of right. I

guess we are kind of right. Just an Asian lady screaming at a white liberal. Biden's him. Biden, fuck your wife. Yes, dude.

So you thought that was her. I thought that was her like on Biden side. No, she had a Trump hat on an American flag, bro. She was yelling at pussies. Yeah. Yeah. I thought I thought she was just riding for Biden so hard. No, she was riding for Trump.

She showed up like a mask mandate fucking rally. It was like, Joe Biden's gonna fuck your family if you keep this up. It's because she's probably from a country where that's like a probability. You give this guy so much power, he's gonna end up fucking somebody in your family. That's what happens.

I'm getting kind of cold. Is the AC working? No, you're just relaxing. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I was pouring sweat

this whole podcast and now I can see my. I was burning over here to be working. They said they were. I called the front desk. Yeah, I did. I gave him a piece of my mind. What the hell is going on? I'm here to get in sweat box. I'm trying to fart. I'm trying to fart and jerk off before my show. I had six hours to kill him. I already walked outside for 20 minutes. That's it for the day. That's

a white wife's job is to call down and yell at the manager.

Yeah, that is the perk of having a white woman is just handling all the phone calls. Although Matt would

argue that it's very, very advantageous to have a black wife. I'm sure. Because man, they can get away with the business. They can dish out the business and everyone has to be like, yes, ma'am. I apologize, ma'am. Last night at the show, I had to just take it. There was a black lady who spoke the entire show, loudly. Was this the second show or the first show? Yeah. Okay. I couldn't see. I couldn't see, but when I finally covered, at the end of the show, I was like, wait, what'd you say? I didn't say anything. No, no, I'm saying I'm glad to get you to go. I couldn't see her. No, no, no, no. It's just because of the lighting. Yeah. But I finally covered my eyes so I could see into the audience a little and that's when it all made perfect sense. Everybody in the room was afraid to be like, please be quiet. As they should be. If it was a white lady,

they would be like, Bitch, shut

the fuck up. That's

not true. People be like the only people who don't let white ladies get away with a bunch of comedy clubs is comics. Everybody else just lets them do whatever. Perhaps because comics will handle the white lady right away. No fear. I will say that. But the crowd won't give a fuck. Yeah. One time in

Harrisburg, I there was a African-American and I was like be quiet didn't know there out as hell They were fine. The husband was enjoying the show. Yeah, and the woman just hated it Man specifically hated me or whatever was going. I mean she hated everybody before me, but then I Accidentally told her to go I like, just sit in the back. You know what I mean? Because she was like up front talking. I was like, just go sit, I meant to, you know what I meant. Sit in the back. But as soon as I said it, I was like, that came out way, way, way, way. I was like, I wonder if this is what happened with Rosa Parks. She was just in the front loud. So I was like, just sit in the back if you're gonna do this. But yeah, it wasn't great.

How did the husband react?

She left. She got mad and left and went back to her hotel room and the husband stayed to watch the show. We're the best. Yeah, we put our foot down. He was just like, look, she's crazy. I'm watching this. Like, I'm having a good time. Yeah, this is all right. Also, yeah, Imagine the hell he would have had to have gone back to. Just suddenly, you're going to let him fucking talk to me like that. Oh,

God. I'm going to just go home. Yeah, we're just we're divorced. That's it.

I'd rather die alone. Have this one confrontation. Yeah,

that's so funny.