Kyoga Agent M5 - The Best Self-Defense Device!

Harold von Braunhut, inventor of sea monkeys, was arrested on an illegal weapons charge in the Guardia Airport. He had patented a spring whip defense mechanism he marketed as the Kyoga Agent M5. The ads for the Kyoga started with this text: When your capital letters... Worst nightmare becomes real! You don't need a gun! No self-defense device that you can get without a license. Strike down any attacker regardless of size or strength with capital letters.