The Fucking Argument - 10 Microwave Meals a Day

The oldest working microwave is a quite a good line I've had it 40 years yeah how many meals have you done it 150,000 no you fucking out many. No one can eat 10 microwave meals a day the salt alone would kill you so I think you want to be careful about your claims. A seal by the name of Nelson as recently got itself stuck in an angling reservoir and has been munching its way through all the fish there. The owner of the lake who is supposedly an angler says it's not made for fresh water even though it's ruining my business. If there are any local journalists out there worth their salt they need to be doing a follow up on this