The Power of the Swiffer

I'm obsessed with the idea of, you know, in shops when you've got short staff who work in the shops, they use those little grabber things to grab things. I mean, that's quite reassuring because I've always wondered what would happen if I dropped my phone or platform? It seems they got it back pretty effortlessly. And I particularly love your pronunciation of the Swiffer. What's a Swiffer? It's one of those things you swiffer. Oh, I just create a verb. You swiff it along the floor. So yeah, I'd be the Mr Tickle of the digital edge. He was tickling people who didn't want to