The Mother Fucking Tobacco Industry

When we go to war with Iran, we're going to airdrop Pitbull into the country in order to lead a women's uprising against the regime. The revolution will of course be sponsored and supported by the good people of Raytheon. Forever 21 would do a Raytheon line. I believe it. It's the only one they haven't done. Because that's fucking Pitbull branded Hellfire drones. That's a great branding opportunity right there. And Edward Bernays ensured that there would be more sweet and low packets by taking her out of the game early.