The Pros and Cons of a Natural Birth

I was four days in labor, eventually delivered by four steps in theatre. Can you imagine being cut? You've not hurt yourself. It's not been an accident. Haven't it be cut? Gooch to arsehole. Cut. Just cut. Stop saying it. Stitched up. And then having to go home and breastfeed a baby and have a child's mental health issues. I am terrified to poo, so say it politely, darling, hurry up. Don't ask me end of penis all the way down penis. In between two balls, all the way to arse hole. Hard pass. Keep the baby inside. Just let it grow inside of us.