The Importance of Light Splaining

People died in the middle ages because they can see. I mean, just run into a blue whale or something, you know, they just take you down. Most of us would have just like run into a hole somewhere at some point or been like eaten by a lion because we can't see with our glasses. So maybe we should turn this into like light splaining. But that's that silly. There's sta-dle splaining. Yeah.