You don't kiss, you don't kiss. You make him face the fuckin wall. Don't put your fingers anywhere. Your fingers are fora apart meat and putting it in your mouth. Try to get an apartment in a bad area, flop house so you can fock while other people are getin Murdered. Rent te dirt matchers in an apartment to just fock and have no air conditioning. Dirty, sweaty fucking above a grocery store. Hopefull he's getting robbed right as your fuck. An you hear gunshots piercing people's flesh as you're coming. That's the best. If it works, keep using it. If it doesn't, who cares?
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