The Importance of Honesty

My name's Wally Lyman and I am dying to sell you something. My mom dipped her hips in knee deep into a bunch of dough and the heat from my birth popping out there. You want some mithril? You want some red potion? I got sword. I'm drowning in mazes. Hey, tell you what, you look like a nice guy, nice honest guy. Why won't you name my friend? My name is Yousador, the blue wizard. And now I am but this ghostly apparition you see before the... Chun, Chun.