How Much to Suck a Wiener in Times Square?

I actually saw something on the internet that I want to talk to you about. It's one of those situations where it's like I'm gonna give you money and you're gonna do something Okay, is it like how much to suck a wiener? No, well one of those Yeah, it would be like you could you know you get a million dollars a day, but you have to sucking a wiener in Times Square You know broadcast on every single shift though. A thousand dollars a day for the rest of your life,. But any and every shift Has to be in a public bathroom. Every time I have to shit it has to be a public bathroomYeah, because you've openly