Champagne at the Edge of the Road

At each like 5k, you can have a glass or more of Champagne. That's where only in France, you get a marathon. You're not running and trying to get a glass of champagne while you're running. The most French thing I ever saw was there were three policemen on bikes. A middle policeman had to baguette inside his bulletproof vest. He went to the bakery and he said, it is fucking good. It would have been like, the baguette saved me. But you know, you wouldn't want your baguette to get shot, though, would you? Oh, and then if it's two days old, it was three days old