Fiddle Is a Violin, You've Got to Make It Waterproof

"I like the kids to come over and play on my dick. Sometimes I'll spoil the whole neighborhood," he says. "You've got to get a good sealant on your penis, right? We've got to make it waterproof." He nearly drowned in a scuba incident during shark week about 15 years ago. The musical background is virtually identical except that he doesn't fiddle.