The New Social Contract With the People Like It or Not

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"There is a new social contract with the people like it or not," he says. "If you get tits that are bigger than anything that anyone has ever seen and you teach in a school where you're in a shop class, you teach shot, you solder things together." He adds: "It's one of, it's the least valuable position in a school because everything you do is fake"

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