The Old Colonel and the Knights of Temperance

There's a lot of violence in Faulkner's family history. When WC, the old Colonel was young, he, how did this go? So somebody tried to kill him. Old Colonel stabs the guy to death. This is an important lesson for us, right? Like a knife, never jams, never miss feeds, never miss fires. And if you're going to shoot somebody who carries a big old knife, shoot them from a few steps away.