You Ain't Cool Unless You Pit Your Pants

i had to pe from like noon on. And my mam was making our own clothes, cause we weren't doing real well at that point. She made me these corduroy pants. The only mistake she made was that the buttonhole was too small. I just physically could not undo that button. So then i had to walk out of there with this one pant leg that was deep brown and the other pant legs that were properly tanned. You ain't cool unless you pit your pants.