Ernie James: The Fucking Guy Who Got Away With Rape

Ernie is a great man. Ernie can never get in trouble for anything. Who's going to get mad at an Elmo? That's really sweet. I don't think he raped people. I think it was false. If Adolf Hitler had been named like, Ernie Hitler, you can't get mad at him. It'd be like, yeah, we're not going to go war with a guy named Danny Snickers. And if he hadn't said that, the Charlie Chaplin, he just said a little, like, wispy blonde mustache. No, not a cool guy. Just sort of a snake, like a backdoor guy. Like a bat Dylan type