The Invisible Crocodile

I feel like scientists are missing the obvious explanation here which is invisible crocodile. Is that not the obvious explanation that there is currently a very horny and invisible crocodile going around impregnating all these allegedly isolated female virgins? You get all those stories about octopuses in captivity who can like squeeze themselves through holes the size of a 50 pence piece and they spend their whole time escaping. Maybe she is so horny that she's worked out how to get out of her cage, set up a tinder date, go get get some and then get back in before anyone's even noticed. I mean you cannot underestimate the motivating power of the horn. Every invention in human history was to