I Can't Be Bothered. I'm Sorry. I Was Sorry.

Rosie had just broken up with her long-term boyfriend and was feeling spicy. She also knew she would be leaving her job soon, so why not use the office party to go out with a bang? The more I drink the fitter he becomes - it's our all-time. Rosie thought my unfortunate sexual escapades might be a good candidate for Rosie's mysteries.