Old MacDonald had a Hell Loop
Like Minded Friends with Tom Allen & Suzi Ruffell
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I Saw a Man Smoking in One Tube Journey
I witnessed one man coughing up phlegm, didn't have a tissue and spat it into some paper that he had in his bag. Then the next person who was in his 50s, so really ought to have known better, was picking his nose with such a ferocious finger. I felt like singing. It was so high up his nose. And that was literally within one tube journey. He once got on a train and a man was smoking. See, if I had the baby with me, I would have said something. But if I was a man, I wouldn't have. Because we're very British.
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