I've never farted and burped simultaneously. I don't want to... It's like if you sneeze with your eyes open and your eyes will fly. You actually implode in on yourself. In England, it used to be more acceptable to smack more kids. Just smack what sharp crap around the ear with an open part. If a stranger is irritated by a child, just go and get their kids somewhere. The Amazon works like that. Smacking other parents' children - only when they deserve it.