Newcastle United for the Roman Roman

Newcastle have taken Chris Wood, their relegation rivals and ended up not even playing him. I'm going to go for a Roman just for old time's sake. You want to give it to Roman? Give him his own award? Yeah, why not? No, he's won it 20 times in a row, he gets to keep it. Can't argue with that, really. Newcastle fans have been beloved by every other support. But now we're going to hate them. And they're just going to be buying everybody. Even if they don't want the player, they're going to buy him. They'll probably buy other people's grounds. He's in the car parks.