11 - Wheat & Wheat By-Products
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Wheat and Wheat by Products - What You Shouldn't Eat!
All wheat and wheat by products have turned into venomous s s, which are crawling all over our small city. These snakes have been described as terrifying, loathsome and probably from the bowels of hell itself. Also green and three feet long. If you have any wheat or wheat by products in your home, you are almost certainly already dead. Property taxes are going up again nightvale. Several citizens are justifiably upset over this latest increase.
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