The Yule Lads

The yule lads' mother is called grule, and she's been married three times. She killed all her husbands because they bored her. Their father was a big cutler with a nose the size of a house. The family cat is christmas cat, and the cat brings the yule lboys sometimes grabbed children and brought them back to be turned into stew this is orders to deter children from misbehaving. I'd like to publicly state paty hopkins, parku, that's a at satire.