How to Fuck a Monday Night Gig

I don't want you to have pints at my gig. We've we've heard what's happened. Do you remember that gig over in Canada there with the fatest singing hearts outside? I don't want that at my gigs. There's no fear of getting radharsed is what I'm trying to say. Usually with a Monday night gig, you're like, ah fuck. I wouldn't mind having a few pints, but I can't do that on a Monday. Then you're off to fucking bed and up in time the next morning for work. No hassle. Right, what else are we? Don Larry on the 90th of September in the pavilion