How to Avoid Pranks

I used to prank people all the time when I was little and I don't like being that person anymore. My dad this year learned what April Fool's Day was and I'm so afraid. He's just going to text you every day. If somebody wants to prank me, fine, but I will be ready. That's a good idea. Yeah, I'm sure she thought so too. She was on her way to her dissertation defense, her PhD defense. Can you imagine that the professors were? My fucking fault. The professors should have been like, we're failing you. Oh, she was so mad at me. So it was, it really was, it's not even