Women Figure Skating

The patron saint of figure skating is a woman, saint lidwina yuahe. She died in the thirteenth century when she fell and broke her leg. Her parents kept parts of her body in a vase because they gave off a sweet odour. You can get docked points for wearing the wrong stuff on your skates. It used to be that women couldn't wear skirts up above the bum or the hips. But now you had to come up with an alternative outfit if you wanted to compete.