I Don't Like Bean Curd. It's Made Out of Soy

It's a food prepared by coagulating soy milk and then pressing the resulting curds into solid white blocks of varying softness. It can be silken, soft, firm, extra firm or super firm - I like super firm. But it tastes of nothing apart from bagley slimy. You're not attracting me to it. The crucial question over the coming days will be the member vote process. Will it be dumped on security grounds? If it's an MP only vote, Rushy will win. But if it's a member vote, Boris will. Very important decision. Jake Berry is live on Sky News. They've got the sort of commentary underneath, but it doesn't