The Fat Fucking Cop

A lot of them get jacked as they're like dudes who are jacked as fuck to. And then you sit on your ass for like 12 hours a day and you're just munching unbelievably. A lot of people give you free food. Then you get a call and you have to sprint full speed. You made an entire meatball sandwich and like four cups of coffee and then you have to break out into the fastest run. Some dude shoots at you. You just have to stay at the fastest dude who's running for his life. But yeah, dude, it's fucking your running as fast as you can.