The Snails and San Marzino Tomatoes - The Best Marinara Sauce for a Pete

"I had to eat a shit frying pan childhood peter cause i couldn't get turtle ties, so instead i played snails panted as tartals. And here i am in adult hood, carefully removing snails who want to eat the peatse tomatoes," he says. "It's like the universe is using the archetypes of snails and san marzino tomatoes to communicate to me not to kill em."