The Fucking Cheesesteak

"I never had a cheesesteak until I was in my 30s," he says. "When you get past the age of 37, you just, you cannot fucking eat that way anymore." The sandwich is delicious as long as it doesn't leave him shitfaced or high on drugs and alcohol for hours at a time,. He'll tip his cap to those who risk old age spots on top of his Charlie Brown head.