The Flappy Wonderland

Belinda was grateful for the added hydration given the amount of moisture she was losing due to Mr. Bigger than statistically normal below her. She could feel every pump and bump of vein inside her city walls. Flappy wonderland is like a fun house, isn't there a room that's got like flappy plastic pits? You're thinking of an abattoir I think. But also what year is it? No one's doing a Jane Fonda workout anymore, are they?"