You Don't Have to Cut Down a Christmas Tree

We went to go get a christmas tree last week. And it's one of these ones where you cut it down yourself. We're walking aoverr the kids can't decide on which tree we shouldget. All the trees have like three more years to grow until they're tall enough to get a big one we cold want. They gave us a bad tree. It died, basically. All the needles fell off. So not what pita spent a hundred bucks on it. Now my wife is going to get a fake tree. This is my nightmare. I love real trees. And now were a fake tree family.